4/19/13

This path seems endless,
I do not have one complaint,
Because your with me.

4/11/13

My sister said it wasn't her fault. It's true; she couldn't help it. But that doesn't mean it wasn't her fault. That school teacher was a worthless pervert. Every time he asked her to stay after class so he could have her way with her. I she tried to refuse the bastard was going to lower her grade. I'm not surprised she stabbed him with a pencil. This went on for too long. Lucky i didn't find out first because i could of done a lot worse. I hope the judge won't give her a hard time. I'm going to give the best testimony that has every been given. Too bad that bastard didn't die but i hope it thought him something.

3/13/13

I want the phantom to teach me how to survive in any hostile environment. So when the world ends i will be the last person standing. Or maybe i will star in my own survivalist show like Bear Grills.

3/12/13

I think my dead dog still hunts me. Ever since i ran over him feel something watching me. I guess it makes sense since i ran over him. sometimes i be hearing barking out of no wear and grass rustling. I could be a rat in the grass but how can i explain the barking. I don't believe in ghost so i don't pay any mine. I believe it when i get bit by inadvisable dog.

3/6/13

I am afraid of dying young. I"m not afraid of death it self because it's going to happen eventually. Its just that dying before i accomplish all of my goals is a scary thing to me. I want to leave something meaningful behind hind. I want to die a old man in my death bed. That is why i take care of myself as much as possible so i can do just that.

3/5/13

This is the most disturbing story you will ever here. It has baffled our whole community and has left every one in shock. A adoption agency is selling shaved apes as baby. This story is directly linked into the zoo kidnapping from last weak. They have sold these apes to naive people across world and are now being punished to the full extent of the law. a year for every ape stolen.

3/4/13

How could this have happen. Why would God Let this happen? I never expected i would live to seen the end of the world. the sun is getting bigger and bigger everyday. The scientists say the world is going to be incinerated by the sun in a few years. People have already started to commit suicide.I'm on the verge to. The thing is that it wasn't the heat that drove people mad. It was the hunger.

One day i felt very bored so i decided to clean my closet. When i was cleaning it i found a stuffed teddy bear. I looked at i or a while and then i remembered about the night that i got it. It was at a convenience store when we were coming from the beach. Then the bear said that it needed to tell me something. I dropped it and jumped back. It said again that it needed to tell me something. I said "bears don't talk and especially not stuffed ones". Then it said are you going to listen to me. Then is said ok and i listened to what he had to say. He told me that the store got robbed. I said "why is this important". Then he said "i took the money when your mom was paying for me and I've been hiding ever since. Then the police broke into my room and arrested me. THE BEAR GOT AWAY!!!!

2/11/13 Rave

Bright lights everywhere,
Everybody feeling good,
The bright lights twirl on.

The ball has finally dropped and I'm flat out drunk. I could still walk a bit but it was a chore. I just got back from a party and my friend dropped me off at my house. It's 1:37 and I'm surprised I'm still awake. Then my phone rang and I had a e-mail. It said "Open Immediately" so I did. What it said surprised me. The e-mail said not to go into politics because I would cause world war III and it said it was from my future self. I thought it was a prank so i deleted it and forgot about it...20 yeas later, Nuclear Holocaust.

When i was a little boy I hated onions. Till this day I still hate them in any of my food. From Chinese food to Mexican, I can't stand them in my food. Then one day me and my family went to Burger King for lunch after church. I think i was like 7 something. Anyway i asked for my food and my dad asked for onion rings. I never tasted them and i wasn't going to. Then my dad told me to try one. I was like are you kidding me. Then he said heal give me a dollar if i do it. So obviously I did and it was amazing. I added zesty sauce and it was even better. So i have to say that onion rings are my favorite food.